Announcing the Triumphant Return…..

Alas, dear friends, I feel compelled to add to this humble blog another of my unexpected and irresponsible rants which bubble over every so often to the point where they override my lazy-assededness and literally force me to take pen to paper (or clumsy fingers to keyboard, as the case may be). Before that, let …

Jingle jingle

rrrr…rrrr.rrrr..rrrr………………..rrrr.rr…rrrrr..rrrrr…VROOM…sputter..sputter……rrrrr…rrrr..r.rr….rrrr…VROOOM..BANG..Sputter…sputter…..rrrrr..rrrr..VROOOM.VROOM..VROOOM…..And away we go! Well, I went back and re-read my last post.  Apparently I said something about being around during the offseason.  Apparently that was a lie.  Anyway, baseball’s back and so are we.  Nothing quite as invigorating as waking up from a long cold season of football and basketball (zzzzzzzzz….) to the fresh …

Yankees “Two-Minute Hate”……The Yankees STINK!

Huh…huh…huh…ha..ha.ha.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa  -gasp- aaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah!!!! What an aaaaaaaaaaasshooooooooole.  C’mon, man.  You’re not bigger than an AVON deal?!?!?!

CAPTION CONTEST!!!

Woah……..can’t….stop…head from spinning……..too many possibilities……please help! There are just too many different ways to go with this one.  I’m going to need some help.  Call both of your friends and let’s see how many captions we can come up with for this one!  I promise that I’ll send something to any of them that make …