Alas, dear friends, I feel compelled to add to this humble blog another of my unexpected and irresponsible rants which bubble over every so often to the point where they override my lazy-assededness and literally force me to take pen to paper (or clumsy fingers to keyboard, as the case may be).
Before that, let me quickly thank Schmitty, who (generally thanklessly), keeps the dream alive whilst I occupy myself with gradually increasing the proof of my bloodstream and shirking my self-created responsibilities to you fair readers who have come to expect both excellence and irreverence from our wonderful site.
And now….Back, due to to popular demand (and circumstance)…We are more than happy to reintroduce the one and only feature which immediately catapulted us to the the very top of the heap of Rays, nay ALL MLB fan sites… The TWO MINUTE HATE!!!!
Here’s to YOU, Bobby V., for getting me off my ass to help all good people of the world HATE you!!
*Disclaimer time…when I first started this bloggy experiment I felt that we collectively should avoid especially foul language for the benefit of the families and kiddos out there…then I changed my mind. So if you are offended by “fuck”s and “shit”s, please turn back now since you’ve already been faced with one of each and this is not likely to get any better…
I struggled and struggled to decide just which Masshole or Massholes to ordain with our first-in-a-long-time ire, and settled on Bobby V. over Morales as the mastermind behind the cowardly plot. Mad props to Joe Maddon, by the way, for calling a spade a spade in the interview!
Fuck Bobby V and his jackhole minions for their cowardly bullshit last night. A very wise man recently said to me “I wish we could rent Johnny Gomes back for a couple days” in order to stuff these assholes in their faces. I only wish that we still had a firey fighter in the mix that would have blasted Bobby in his ugly shit-face. Anyhow, here’s hoping that more shit will stir up tonight. I’m all for “sportsmanlike conduct” most of the time…but honestly I think the fight is good for the Rays. Thinking back to 2008, it was an unnecessarily rough Yankme slide during spring training which led to a Johnny Gomes(!) fight which set the tone for a never-back-down season.
So thanks Bobby V, for returning this site to what made it great, and (hopefully) setting in motion a shitstorm the AL East is unprepared for. Also…Fuck You, Asshole. Sit on that goddam thumb.