.287, .297, .260, .235, .212, .242, .264, .262, .271, .240, .207, .223, .210, .195, .202, .254, .143
Seriously…..where are they? Yeah, I see a couple in there, too (for you jackasses who want to split hairs). But they’re not in the right position and you knew damn well that’s what I meant.
The Yankmes have 3 batters over .300, the Sux have 4, the Twins have 4, the White Sox have 3 (and so on). Our team BA is .250, which puts us in 12th place (of 14) in the American League, squarely four positions lower than…………………………wait for it……………………………….THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES! THE ORIOLES! Let me say that again. The Rays team batting average is 4 positions (and .010) behind the Baltimore Orioles.
I’ve got nothing else to say. Just gotta get that shit straightened out. If this is going to be our year we need to hit better. Plain as the big-ass nose on Andy Pettitte’s face.
