I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth….
For today something absolutely wonderful has happened. Thanks to all of the baseball and internet gods, to the stars aligning perfectly, to whatever mysterious and inexplicable force that you believe makes wonderful things happen, today may be the greatest day in the history of the very best site on the whole friggin’ internet (this one, duh!).
I checked some of the behind-the-scenes info on our lovely site today, trying to capture some amount of info that would help me improve the content to meet your every wish, dear viewer. And today I found the most wonderful piece of information I could have hoped to find in all that was captured.
On this date (mark your calenders!), some anonymous someone, in some anonymous somewhere, opened their internet browser and typed in two very important words and those two words led them to your favorite site. I can’t think of another search term that would make me prouder than I am right now.
“YANKEES GUIDO”
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
Additionally, the searches that led the MOST viewers to our site today all involved some combination of Scott Kazmir and marijuana. We’re not saying that we appeal to a certain demographic, but…………