That is the business model within the New York Yankees organization. Yankees rookie pitcher Ivan Nova is already under investigation by MLB about whether he and a former minor league teammate injected each other, and whether those injections were B-12 and not a banned substance. Check out the full story here. Injected each other?!?! They “Injected Each Other” alright…just not with a syringe. Nothing to investigate, unless MLB has a “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy that I’m not aware of. We have known for a long time that the New York Yankees “Inject Each Other” on a nightly basis…anybody that follows baseball knows that. As a matter of fact, above is a photo of Roger Clemens “injecting” Derek Jeter…what’s there to investigate? There is photographic proof right there!
Don’t miss “New Guidos on the Block” singing the National Anthem and collectively throwing out the first pitch before tonight’s Yankees game. It’s “Guido” night at Yankee Stadium tonight…well, as it is every night I suppose…anyway, the first 10,000 fans will receive a free 20 oz. bottle of Ed Hardy Self-Tanner!
We said when we started the Yankees “Two Minute Hate” feature that no one team or individual was safe from the HATE. You suck Jonathan Papelbon. I didn’t think you could make a dumber face than your “tough-guy” face that you make when you are staring in at home before a pitch. You are not tough or scary or intimidating or any of that, so you can forget about the dumb faces. If anything it is funny.