Drumroll Please…….

Do you remember when you were a little kid and your parents were taking you to (insert name of local amusement park here) in the morning? And you couldn’t get to sleep the night before?  And when you finally drifted off to lalaland you had bad dreams about not waking up in time to go?  …

Free Marketplace of Ideas……..If we want…..

Alas, my friends, it has finally come to pass….. In the short time that “Below Average” or “No ‘M’” or whatever we’re calling this masterpiece-in-progress these days, it has been with only one voice that we tend to address our faithful minions.  The fact of the matter, however, is that there are a few of …

Just because there is a microphone in your face…

Doesn’t mean you have to speak in to it. To avoid saying something that I may later regret, I’m going to make this short. While the attendance issue is obviously an important one, right now the Rays need to get into the playoffs. Evan Longoria…shut-up. At 24-years old, with a multi-year contract that guarantees $17.5 …

We were at the game last night…

Did you see us? First things first Then we grabbed a couple of corndogs That’s right…kiss the ring bitches! Found our seats That didn’t last very long though. As soon as the Rays management heard that we were here, they gave us a little upgrade 7th Inning Stretch Post Game Concert with Bret Michaels We …