Here’s a photo of CC Sabathia doing a “Meet and Greet” before tonight’s game at the Trop. You would think that he would at least have the decency to put a shirt on before he got to meet Miley Cyrus!
That is the business model within the New York Yankees organization. Yankees rookie pitcher Ivan Nova is already under investigation by MLB about whether he and a former minor league teammate injected each other, and whether those injections were B-12 and not a banned substance. Check out the full story here. Injected each other?!?! They “Injected Each Other” alright…just not with a syringe. Nothing to investigate, unless MLB has a “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy that I’m not aware of. We have known for a long time that the New York Yankees “Inject Each Other” on a nightly basis…anybody that follows baseball knows that. As a matter of fact, above is a photo of Roger Clemens “injecting” Derek Jeter…what’s there to investigate? There is photographic proof right there!
Don’t miss “New Guidos on the Block” singing the National Anthem and collectively throwing out the first pitch before tonight’s Yankees game. It’s “Guido” night at Yankee Stadium tonight…well, as it is every night I suppose…anyway, the first 10,000 fans will receive a free 20 oz. bottle of Ed Hardy Self-Tanner!
Rafael Soriano is an ANIMAL! Mariano who? Bottom of the 9th in Anaheim last night…9 pitches, 9 strikes, 3 outs! Go sit down…those poor bastards never had a chance!
Update: This is only the third time that this has ever been done for a Save! LaTroy Hawkins in 2004 and Mel Rojas in 1994.
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What an aaaaaaaaaaasshooooooooole. C’mon, man. You’re not bigger than an AVON deal?!?!?!