Don’t miss “New Guidos on the Block” singing the National Anthem and collectively throwing out the first pitch before tonight’s Yankees game. It’s “Guido” night at Yankee Stadium tonight…well, as it is every night I suppose…anyway, the first 10,000 fans will receive a free 20 oz. bottle of Ed Hardy Self-Tanner!
Huh…huh…huh…ha..ha.ha.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa -gasp- aaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah!!!!
What an aaaaaaaaaaasshooooooooole. C’mon, man. You’re not bigger than an AVON deal?!?!?!