Seriously? No. No. Wait. No. Seriously?! Really, we’re going to drop two of three against Baltimore, then another against Kansas City, then another another racing toward disaster in Kansas City (game still in progress at press time…..but looking awful). Its not like the AL East is on the line or anything. Not a good idea to go into the playoffs with some momentum.
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrrghh.
Pitchers: the idea is to keep the other team from hitting the ball wherever they want and scoring runs.
Batters: the idea is to use the wooden thing to strike the white, round, moving thing somewhere between the white lines but away from the nine fellas standing around out there. Got it? Grrrrreat. Now back to work. There’s either four weeks or one week of baseball left this year. Which is it gonna be?