I don’t hate Dan Wheeler.  I do hate it when Dan Wheeler gives up big home runs at the end of important games deep in September.  I especially hate it when Dan Wheeler gives up big home runs at the end of important games deep in September in two consecutive appearances.

I think I may have it all figured out, though.  That’s why I’m currently taking donations for the Dan Wheeler Rogaine Fund.  See, I think he may need a little confidence boost, and there’s nothing better for conifdence than a full, thick pelt of wavy brown hair.  So I’ll set up a paypal account and I need all of our fans to give-till-it-hurts.  And we’ll send Dan the whole Rogaine system…..and we’ll all pray that it starts working before October.

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