Dear Mr. Shoppach…..

Please start using pine tar (or super glue or bubble gum or anything else sticky) on your bat.  Today marks at least the third time in the last couple weesk you’ve launched a bat into an unsuspecting crowd.  I understand that you were in Baltimore, and their fans’ lives are significantly less valuable than Rays …

Jingle jingle

rrrr…rrrr.rrrr..rrrr………………..rrrr.rr…rrrrr..rrrrr…VROOM…sputter..sputter……rrrrr…rrrr..r.rr….rrrr…VROOOM..BANG..Sputter…sputter…..rrrrr..rrrr..VROOOM.VROOM..VROOOM…..And away we go! Well, I went back and re-read my last post.  Apparently I said something about being around during the offseason.  Apparently that was a lie.  Anyway, baseball’s back and so are we.  Nothing quite as invigorating as waking up from a long cold season of football and basketball (zzzzzzzzz….) to the fresh …

Bad Scene, Everyone’s Fault

I was waiting a day or so to give any thoughts surrounding the results of the survey. Now that a day has come to pass, there’s no time like the present to break things down a bit. Danger McKlintock did an excellent job, in his last post, of touching on some of the talking points …

Drumroll Please…….

Do you remember when you were a little kid and your parents were taking you to (insert name of local amusement park here) in the morning? And you couldn’t get to sleep the night before?  And when you finally drifted off to lalaland you had bad dreams about not waking up in time to go?  …