This just in: BJ Upton caught looking again! Can someone please look up the stats on how many time this has happened this season? He’d better make a phenomenal catch today if his WAR’s to increase.
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Sweepy Sweepy Bitches!
The Rays completed a 3 game sweep of the Houston Assholes (that team re-naming was a little too easy). Beginning with yet another magnificent pitching performance by James Shields, followed by a no-slouch performance by Wade Davis, then the firework offense on Sunday, and this has been a great weekend of baseball! Evan and BJ …
David Schoenfield Can Join the Ranks of Ken Rosenthal and Mike Ozanian
If there’s anything good about Facebook (trust me, there really isn’t much) it’s that there is instant feedback to controversial posts or topics. Today, on the DRaysBay Facebook page, a link was posted titled “The Rays Need To Get Out of Tampa Bay”. This opinion piece was originally published by ESPN, and is hot linked …
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TWO (clap) MINUTE (clap) HATE (clap)… TWO (clap) MINUTE (clap) HATE (clap)… TWO (clap) MINUTE (clap) HATE (clap)
Kiss Him! Kiss Him! Let’s be clear. It’s not the gayness that gets the “hate”. In fact, I really couldn’t care less. But I sure do hate the Yankmees, and that makes this a very funny picture!
20 June, 2011 22:51
Now now BJ, staring at the ball as it travels over the plate and into the mitt of the catcher, while also watching your batting average drop from .216 (at the beginning of the game) is no way to increase that trade commodity when you’re, presumably, going to be traded in July.