I don’t hate Dan Wheeler. I do hate it when Dan Wheeler gives up big home runs at the end of important games deep in September. I especially hate it when Dan Wheeler gives up big home runs at the end of important games deep in September in two consecutive appearances.
I think I may have it all figured out, though. That’s why I’m currently taking donations for the Dan Wheeler Rogaine Fund. See, I think he may need a little confidence boost, and there’s nothing better for conifdence than a full, thick pelt of wavy brown hair. So I’ll set up a paypal account and I need all of our fans to give-till-it-hurts. And we’ll send Dan the whole Rogaine system…..and we’ll all pray that it starts working before October.